“True Romance” - dir. Tony Scott (1993)

Animals in my life.  And my brother. 

Snapchat (/snap-CHat/)

NOUN
1. An excuse to send pictures of pets to people.

VERB

1. The act of sending pictures of pets to people.

Love this. 

Love this. 

Woot woot!  This is what I do, people.

Woot woot!  This is what I do, people.

Fascinated and terrified.  Fascified.

5had0w5talk3r:

zeroyalviking:

I’M DYING

i’ve waitED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS

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Big partially alive black widow in my driveway.  Sorry for the vertical video.

I’m sorry, why does this munchkin bottle require this enormous box?

I’m sorry, why does this munchkin bottle require this enormous box?

advicefromacat:

Human feet: my mortal enemy.

advicefromacat:

Human feet: my mortal enemy.

Welcome to allergy season!

Welcome to allergy season!

First Day on Project Runway 12!  Allergies = Puffy eyes = no contacts = glasses. 

First Day on Project Runway 12!  Allergies = Puffy eyes = no contacts = glasses.